the most powerful man in the world,
takes time off from the war and other issues,
e.g., the federal response to Hurricane Katrina,
the NSA warrantless surveillance controversy
and record budget deficits affecting the administration.
Bush: I have everything under control!
Just look at my hands ma!
And do notice the hips, baby!
Austin Powers, eat your heart out!
Jollibee: Enough! I'm taking you with me!
By George! For all the sins of Ronald McDonald,
Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Donald Trump!
Not if I can help it!
Dance moves, activate!