Fart and farting: The science
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A psychological take on fart and farting
*Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.
*Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.
*Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.
*Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.
*Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.
*Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.
*Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.
*Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.
*Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.
*Dishonest: You fart and then blame the dog.
*Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.
*Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.
*Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room
and fart in private.
*Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.
*Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.
*Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart
exactly what food item had been consumed.
*Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.
*Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.
*Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.
What kind are you?
Famous Fart Quotes
My philosophy of dating is to just fart away.
Jenny McCarthy - Actress
Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum
at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson - US President
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around,
and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegurt - American Writer
click for the farting dot!!
*Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.
*Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.
*Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.
*Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.
*Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.*Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.
*Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.
*Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.
*Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.
*Dishonest: You fart and then blame the dog.
*Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.
*Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.*Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room
and fart in private.
*Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.*Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.
*Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart
exactly what food item had been consumed.
*Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.*Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.
*Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.
What kind are you?
Famous Fart Quotes
My philosophy of dating is to just fart away.Jenny McCarthy - Actress
Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum
at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson - US President
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around,and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegurt - American Writer
click for the farting dot!!
9 comments:
Fart trivia: It is NOT humans who caused global warming. Termites fart more than humans, and therefore releases more ammonia. They are to be blamed.
hi AK,
check out bobbarama's contest.
there is a word there:
infartuation- it is not my word, but I do find it extremely funny.
I did join the word contest.
Mine is in fourth place I think.
haha may naalala lang ako! more power anitokid!
Very good description for farts ! Haha...I am a sort of a sadist...hehe
Anyway, you got tagged .
I guess I did get tagged - will do the tag game definitely. :)
hehehe, the officials could sue you for this. Have a look here for some good humour material: Funny Fart Jokes
@Ayush: Will do! Will do!
"*Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion."
Too Funny!!!
I really enjoyed hilarious list...A+
Glad you liked it, Doc!
See you around!
:)
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