Friday, June 1, 2007

Fart and farting: The science

from the web :)

A psychological take on fart and farting

*Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.

*Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.

*Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

*Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.

*Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.

*Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.

*Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.

*Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.

*Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.

*Dishonest: You fart and then blame the dog.

*Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.

*Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

*Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room
and fart in private.

*Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.

*Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.

*Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart
exactly what food item had been consumed.

*Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.

*Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.

*Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.

What kind are you?

Famous Fart Quotes

My philosophy of dating is to just fart away.
Jenny McCarthy - Actress

Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum
at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson - US President

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around,
and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegurt - American Writer

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Dexter said...

Fart trivia: It is NOT humans who caused global warming. Termites fart more than humans, and therefore releases more ammonia. They are to be blamed.

exskindiver said...

hi AK,
check out bobbarama's contest.
there is a word there:
infartuation- it is not my word, but I do find it extremely funny.
I did join the word contest.
Mine is in fourth place I think.

Richard? said...

haha may naalala lang ako! more power anitokid!

Ernest Chee said...

Very good description for farts ! Haha...I am a sort of a sadist...hehe

Anyway, you got tagged .

THE ANiTOKiD said...

I guess I did get tagged - will do the tag game definitely. :)

Ayush said...

hehehe, the officials could sue you for this. Have a look here for some good humour material: Funny Fart Jokes

THE ANiTOKiD said...

@Ayush: Will do! Will do!

Doctor's Note said...

"*Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion."

Too Funny!!!

I really enjoyed hilarious list...A+

THE ANiTOKiD said...

Glad you liked it, Doc!

See you around!


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