A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts

It is well to remember that there are
five reasons for drinking:
the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst,
the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.

flushed with success

"Sleeping with the Enemy"

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

The peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich is part
of the whole Elvis mystique.
He wasn't only the king, he was one of us.

This genie can't be pushed back into the bottle.

Friendship is a knot tied by angels' hands.

This is the last hair in the tail of procrastination.

Mr. Rickey, I'll put more people in the park
than anybody since Babe Ruth.

The lion and the calf will lay down together,
but the calf won't get much sleep.

The sleeping fox catches no poultry.

Never under any circumstances take a
sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit, and a violin;
what else does a man need to be happy.

If the shoe doesn't fit - acquit!
Now for good luck, cast an old shoe after me.

This again highlights a disturbing trend
in the apathy of the public towards drunk-driving

I think we clearly have a mechanism
to control drunk driving.

I desire no future that will break the ties of the past.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk
to spend time with his fools.