AnitoKid, your lucky number is number One

Your lucky number is number One

Quick, grab your chain-mail suit and hop on your trusty steed, Number 1.
There's a crusade going on somewhere, and it might start without you.

You live clean and have a clean conscience because you are a Number 1,
the most righteous judge on the Enneagram block.
The only thing numero unos are missing is a big, foam, pointy finger
to wave in people's faces as you tell them to stop smoking and go to church.

You're a natural do-gooder,
and you probably got called a brown nose
somewhere along the line from homeroom to social studies.
But that didn't stop you from growing up
to be the defender of the little guy.

Your friends and coworkers probably see you
as a crusader of sorts
—charging windmills and finding a cause to fight for.

Congrats, Reformer, you're the happy winner
of a brand new crown of thorns
(it'll fit better if you take the blinders off).

Other 1s who've seen this in action?
Michael Jordan, Jerry Seinfeld, and Jane Fonda.

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