Tuesday, March 27, 2007

UnSolicited Blogthoughts - post 2

In the human body, which organ is in charge?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to
decide who was in charge.
The brain said: "I should be in charge, bec
ause I run all the body's systems,
so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the heart,
"because I pump the blood and circulat
e oxygen all over the body,
so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,
"because I process food and give
all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him,
so in a huff, he sh
ut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic.
Eventually the other organs gave in.
They all agreed that the rectum s
hould be the boss.

Moral of the story: You don't have to be s
mart or important to be in charge...
just an *sshole.



*from an anonymous e-mail
**see the thoughts of my jedi friend
+guy kawasaki's views on the subject at hand
made possible tru a post
by my friend over at thebrokenbow
++and how the shaman feels about it

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1 comments:

Novice Blogger said...

a "bwahaha" to this one!

It's always a runout at The Runout TV!