stats, math, and choco fraps

This is strictly a mathematical viewpoint...
and mathematics don't lie...
it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those situations
where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 110%?
What makes up 100% in life?
What does? What gives?
What? What? What?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O

P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and,

look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

Thus, one can conclude with mathematical certainty and accuracy
that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there,
it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you
over the top !

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