UnSolicited Blogthoughts from Friends Anonymous

A friend, who wished to remain anonymous,
sent me these
UnSolicited Blogthoughts.

Could be an interesting read ^_^

• For all your inefficiencies and incompetencies, don't blame the blog.
• Blame your failures on your vanity and emptiness.
• Blaming everyone is a sure way of hiding one's natural stupidity.
  
• Sound mind, sound body. Most people would die sooner than think.
  In fact, they do.
• A word to the wise ain't necessary, IT IS the stupid ones
  who need the advice.
• The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.
• Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
  
  And oh! My Anonymous Friend has this interesting project
  of creating a one-of-a-kind superhero!
  WoWoWeee! It's time to watch Ang TV!
  
  
  Wander Woman's Bio
  aka Strange Creations
  

• Wander Woman thinks she is the 8th Wonder of the World,
  when, in reality, she is just Madam Stupefy - Ang Anak ni Zuma!
  
  
• Aliwan, Extra Comics, Kilabot, Hiwaga and Funny Komiks
  are at war over rights to feature Wander Woman!
  Apparently, all are amazed on how well Wander Woman
  can dull the senses with her antics of greatness,
  aggressive stupidity, and know-it-all dogma.
  
  
• Madam Stupefy just got picked at Stan Lee's Who Wants to Be A Superhero!
  Her special power? The ability to abuse the privilege of being stupid.
  
  
• Hidden talent - Wander Woman subdues perceived opponents
  by making them double over in laughter when they hear
  her stupid remarks and thoughtless thoughts.
  
  
• 

This just in! From the other participants
of Who Wants to Be A Superhero!

• You're barking at the wrong tree, Ma!
  
• Wander of Wonders! You will die trying breaking my spirit.
• Don't push me. My lawyers will have a field day with you.
  And I kid you not!